Ouch...

Had a painful couple of days. Thought I'd just let you know...
My bleedin' ribs are killing me at the moment.
I have discovered that hardest part about having broken ribs is that it restricts you in so many ways that I don't think I could list the whole darn lot. So, here is a condensed list of the things that I REALLY want to do... but daren't!

• Fart
  
• Cough
• Laugh
• Burp
• Hiccup
• Sneeze
  

And guess who's coming down with a cold?
Blue.